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HAPPY MOTHERFUCKIN NEW YEAR GUYS

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Wally,

eskrimasticksandwingdings:

”.. And now, I know way too much. Please tell me you’re exaggerating.?”

He shrugs, laughing still. “Dude, I don’t want to fall into routines, gotta keep things…fresh”

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Wally,

eskrimasticksandwingdings:

teen-speedster:

eskrimasticksandwingdings:

teen-speedster:

eskrimasticksandwingdings:

“Nope, don’t worry. It was in Paris, we were alone.”

“Less interesting, best under the table blowjobs are when people are around. Oh the taboo” he chuckles.

The boy merely taps his nose, smirking.

"There’s not many things I haven’t done" he points out, laughing still.

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Wally,

eskrimasticksandwingdings:

teen-speedster:

eskrimasticksandwingdings:

“Nope, don’t worry. It was in Paris, we were alone.”

“Less interesting, best under the table blowjobs are when people are around. Oh the taboo” he chuckles.

The boy merely taps his nose, smirking.

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Wally,

eskrimasticksandwingdings:

“Nope, don’t worry. It was in Paris, we were alone.”

"Less interesting, best under the table blowjobs are when people are around. Oh the taboo" he chuckles.

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eskrimasticksandwingdings:

teen-speedster:

“Recharge” He chuckles to himself. “I will do, I haven’t seen you in forever, shut up, we’re gonna talk” he smiles. “Right! That’s adorable, how did you come by the thing anyway?” he quirks a fiery red eyebrow before stopping at his next question. His face falls and his jaw tenses. “She’s away somewhere doing god knows what. I’m done with it, Dick, I really am” the twins? he’d left them with Deidre’s ‘sister’ Shadow, though Wally’s sure they’re with D’s parents now. “With their grandparents, I need to go and see them as soon as I know I’m not gonna pass out on them”

“I got him for Christmas. I think Roy said something about looking around and found a breeder he got him from.” Dick frowned at his response to Deidre, his body leaning against the table, hands bracing the end of the table. “I’m sorry. I would talk to her about that if I could. And I see. They’ve probably already grown quite a bit since either of you have seen them. Daniella has certainly grown a lot too.” Dick smiled softly, hand going to rub at the back of his neck. “.. She can say two words now. Mama and dada.”

"I haven’t seen them in forever" he frowns "Father of the year right there, ayup." At least he’d told the twins where he was going and when they could have expected him to be back, it was more than their mother had done. 

"Mama and Dada? that is fricken’ adorable, man, I have to see her soon." 

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eskrimasticksandwingdings:

teen-speedster:

“Screw sleep” he rolls his eyes, giving another laugh. “I’ll doze off and he’ll be standing over the bed yelling at me that some ancient egyptian tribe needs me because the mummies are reanimating themselves.” His eyes are bright but definitely show exhaustion. “Ales? does that mean something? Sagitta means something right? Arrow in latin or something?” he can’t quite remember. WOOPS.

“Come on, I know you, you’re going to need to recharge soon.” Dick smiled and nodded. “Sagitta means arrow, Ales means bird. Which is funny- the red headed pet is named Arrow and the black haired one is named Bird. Roy planned that, I swear. Speaking of which.. Where is Deidre and where are your children.? I expected to see them around more,  but.. nothing.”

"Recharge" He chuckles to himself. "I will do, I haven’t seen you in forever, shut up, we’re gonna talk" he smiles. "Right! That’s adorable, how did you come by the thing anyway?" he quirks a fiery red eyebrow before stopping at his next question. His face falls and his jaw tenses. "She’s away somewhere doing god knows what. I’m done with it, Dick, I really am" the twins? he’d left them with Deidre’s ‘sister’ Shadow, though Wally’s sure they’re with D’s parents now. "With their grandparents, I need to go and see them as soon as I know I’m not gonna pass out on them"

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eskrimasticksandwingdings:

teen-speedster:

He’s yanked up and crushed into a hug. The red head laughs and squeezes back with the same intensity. “Dude, I missed you like hell” He laughs again and ruffles Dick’s hair back. “Dude, christmas matters, shut up” he grins widely, showing his teeth. “It’s been hectic. The day I got back from London, assbat sent me to fricken’ Zimbabwe and then decided that Kazakhstan needed my help and-” He takes a deep breath. “I’m tired. What’s been up with you though, man?”

”.. Wow. Damn, good thing that you’re a speedster, isn’t it.? I’m just glad that you both made it home in one piece, that’s for sure.” Dick chuckled a little at him. Poor guy really did seem tired. But after what all he had to go through in the past month or so.? He deserved a nap or twelve. “Then go on to bed, dude. Sleep. Me.? Eh, same as always. Though there’s one new addition to the family. A little husky pup named Ales. He just opened his eyes a few days ago.”

"Screw sleep" he rolls his eyes, giving another laugh. "I’ll doze off and he’ll be standing over the bed yelling at me that some ancient egyptian tribe needs me because the mummies are reanimating themselves." His eyes are bright but definitely show exhaustion. "Ales? does that mean something? Sagitta means something right? Arrow in latin or something?" he can’t quite remember. WOOPS.

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eskrimasticksandwingdings:

teen-speedster:

 eskrimasticksandwingdings said: ”.. Wally.?”

“Mmmmf. Dick?” he lifts his face from where he’d rested it on the table. “Dude. I’m like, super sorry I missed christmas and stuff. I’ve literally not stopped since getting back from London with Kai”

Dick didn’t say anything. Just grinned and pulled the boy up from the table, then proceeded to hug him as hard as he could. “God, you are such a dork.! Do you think Christmas seriously matters.?” He laughed and ruffled the boy’s hair as he pulled away. “Dude, you’re alright, that’s what matters. How has everything been.?”

He’s yanked up and crushed into a hug. The red head laughs and squeezes back with the same intensity. “Dude, I missed you like hell” He laughs again and ruffles Dick’s hair back. “Dude, christmas matters, shut up” he grins widely, showing his teeth. “It’s been hectic. The day I got back from London, assbat sent me to fricken’ Zimbabwe and then decided that Kazakhstan needed my help and-” He takes a deep breath. “I’m tired. What’s been up with you though, man?”

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 eskrimasticksandwingdings said: ”.. Wally.?”

"Mmmmf. Dick?" he lifts his face from where he’d rested it on the table. "Dude. I’m like, super sorry I missed christmas and stuff. I’ve literally not stopped since getting back from London with Kai"